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T
he morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about
it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be
expected to reproduce. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teacups," 1891
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have
thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable
personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~Bob Irwin
Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. ~Author Unknown
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of
odour to the nostrils. ~Henry Ward Beecher
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~Alphonse Allais
Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the
organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and
you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore
your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. ~Prince Tallyrand
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
~Ronald Reagan
Coffee, n. break fluid. ~Author Unknown
If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee! ~Author Unknown
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. ~Turkish Proverb
Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every
great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee. ~Alexander King
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. ~Jonathan Swift
The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso,
cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world
combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. ~Mark Helprin, Memoir
from Antproof Case, 1995
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~Alex Levine
I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get
used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up. ~From the television show
Will and Grace
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to
sleep after. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van Druten
A fig for partridges and quails,
ye dainties I know nothing of ye;
But on the highest mount in Wales
Would choose in peace to drink my coffee.
~Jonathon Swift
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. ~Paul Erdos
Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do
Ambidextrous: Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send coffee!
At 16 cups of coffee a day, sleep becomes irrelevant!
Bad day: The health inspector condemns your coffee maker.
Be a coffee-drinking individual...espresso yourself!
Been there, Done that, Got the T-Shirt and Coffee Cup.
Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord; Recipe for coffee
Black coffee, blue morning.
Black gold - not oil, but coffee!
Blend 'B', meanwhile, is a PROUD blend, defiant yet petulant...
a blend that grabs you, shakes you by the collar and cries,
'ACCEPT me, damn you, or turn me away - BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE
DON'T POLLUTE ME WITH NON-DAIRY CREAMER!'
~Tripp Biscuit while coffee tasting.
Blended coffee... today's & yesterday's.
Bother! said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.
Bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference.
Brain dead. His coffee cup has more IQ.
Break time: Low coffee light is on.
Breakfast without coffee is like a Predator without ammo.
Breakfast: a pot of coffee and a straw.
But you *never* drink coffee in the afternoon! ~Keiko O'Brien
C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez.
C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?
Caffeine...a BBSer's best friend!
Caffeine Allocation Error:
COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted.
Caffeine Binge: That which is necessary to function normally.
Caffeine Free Diet Jolt Cola? Is nothing sacred?!
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